The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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