check it out our google latitudes are spooning
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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