Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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