never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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