Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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