Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just had sex on a roof
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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