it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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