haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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