THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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