Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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