STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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