Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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