Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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