Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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