i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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