similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We have started to decorate penises.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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