i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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