Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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