So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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