I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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