i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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