Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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