Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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