She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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