i jhust puked up my retainher.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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Do you remember whose house we're in?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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