i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Your cock deserves a montage
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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