Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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