There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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