I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
only you would photoshop your dick
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
