he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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