I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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