Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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