why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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