You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
my poor anus
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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