No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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