dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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