im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So much Jack, so little girl.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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