make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Shame - the story of my life.
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