worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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