I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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