he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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