he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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