whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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