On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
