My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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