I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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