they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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