the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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