I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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