I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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