i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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