you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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