Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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