Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Shame is for Republicans.
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