upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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